The Goldbergs (TV Series)

Dance Party USA (2015)

Troy Gentile: Barry Goldberg

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Quotes 

• Barry Goldberg : It's midnight already?

  Mr. Mellor : Welcome to the first midnight of the rest of your life. For I have taught you to dance, and that will get you... whatever it is you wanted.

• Barry Goldberg : Lainey and I want you to go on Dance Party U.S.A. with us.

  Erica Goldberg : [with pink eye, glasses, a bad curly perm and a neck brace]  There's no way I can go on TV like this!

  Barry Goldberg : Sure you can.

  Erica Goldberg : How can you say that?

  Barry Goldberg : [gestures to her whole geeky appearance]  This is how I feel every single day of my life. And after seeing you melt down in the cafeteria today, I don't want you to ever feel this bad again.

• Barry Goldberg : It's just pink eye. Everyone gets it.

  Erica Goldberg : Not everyone gets it from a kaleidoscope they find on the underpass.

  Barry Goldberg : Hey, the crusty puffiness in my eye is worth the view of the world this kaleidoscope will give me.

  [puts it to his good eye] 

  Lainey Lewis : You know you're going to get it in your other eye.

  Barry Goldberg : Huh?

• Barry Goldberg : How can you deny the world these sweet rhythmic moves?

  Beverly Goldberg : Oh, so this is happening.

  [Starts dancing along] 

  Barry Goldberg : Get away from me! I'm contagious!

  Beverly Goldberg : The only thing that's contagious is your sweet dance moves.

• Barry Goldberg : Here's some pudding. Thought you might need it.

  Erica Goldberg : I don't need your pity pudding. Dammit, yes I do!

  [Grabs pudding and starts wolfing it down] 

• Barry Goldberg : You said your coach made you take tap to help with your balance.

  Mr. Mellor : I never took tap! I took modern, it's a man's dance.