The Goldbergs (TV Series)

Dance Party USA (2015)

Hayley Orrantia: Erica Goldberg

Quotes 

• Barry Goldberg : Lainey and I want you to go on Dance Party U.S.A. with us.

  Erica Goldberg : [with pink eye, glasses, a bad curly perm and a neck brace]  There's no way I can go on TV like this!

  Barry Goldberg : Sure you can.

  Erica Goldberg : How can you say that?

  Barry Goldberg : [gestures to her whole geeky appearance]  This is how I feel every single day of my life. And after seeing you melt down in the cafeteria today, I don't want you to ever feel this bad again.

• Barry Goldberg : It's just pink eye. Everyone gets it.

  Erica Goldberg : Not everyone gets it from a kaleidoscope they find on the underpass.

  Barry Goldberg : Hey, the crusty puffiness in my eye is worth the view of the world this kaleidoscope will give me.

  [puts it to his good eye] 

  Lainey Lewis : You know you're going to get it in your other eye.

  Barry Goldberg : Huh?

• Barry Goldberg : Here's some pudding. Thought you might need it.

  Erica Goldberg : I don't need your pity pudding. Dammit, yes I do!

  [Grabs pudding and starts wolfing it down]