Jessica Jones (TV Series)

A.K.A. 99 Friends (2015)

Ricky Paull Goldin: Carlo Eastman

Quotes 

• Jessica Jones : [tantrum at the Eastmans]  You think you're the only ones who've lost people? You think you're the only ones with pain? You think you can take your shit and dump it on me? You don't get to do that! So you take your goddamn pain and you live with it, assholes! You lost your parents? Welcome to the goddamn club! I lost mine in some random accident! Do you see me trying to kill every shitty driver? No! Because I don't work my shit out on other people! So keep your goddamn feelings to YOURSELF!

  [pause] 

  Jessica Jones : Ninety-nine. You wanted to know how many of us there are? The last time I counted, I had ninety-nine Gifted friends. In this borough alone. And now, every single one of them is going to know about the shit you tried to pull... And they hate attempted murder, they really do. The cops hate it too, you know, because it's against the law.

  Carlo Eastman : Please don't kill us. We're gonna leave you alone.

  Jessica Jones : There's only one thing that you can do to save yourselves.

  Audrey Eastman : What?

  Jessica Jones : Disappear. Nobody, especially me, ever hears from you again. Me and my friends will stop by tomorrow to make sure you heard me.

  [Leaves] 

  Carlo Eastman : I want a divorce.

• Audrey Eastman : Get her on the plastic.

  Carlo Eastman : How?

  Audrey Eastman : I have a gun on her for Christ's sake Carlo!

  Jessica Jones : You shoot at me, I'll pull the bullet out of my ruined jacket and shove it up your ass with my pinky finger, and who do you think that's gonna hurt more?

• Carlo Eastman : You're bulletproof?

  [Jessica shrugs; Audrey fires her gun, and Jessica yelps in pain] 

  Carlo Eastman : Jesus!

  Audrey Eastman : Nope, not bulletproof.

  Carlo Eastman : Audrey, this is insane. Honey, we don't have to do this. We can walk out of here right now...

  Audrey Eastman : She doesn't have laser eyes, either, or she would have used them.

  Jessica Jones : Laser eyes? Who said I had laser eyes? Oh, that dick with the Aston Martin. I served him a subpoena.

  Audrey Eastman : Gregory Spheeris. I sell to his wife. They're very talky.