- The Rock: Kurt Angle, the Rock says this. You run your mouth about how you beat the Rock? Well, the Rock says you have never, AND THE ROCK MEANS NEVER, ever beaten the Rock. So the Rock says this, quite simply put, the Rock says that tonight, you like to wear your gold medals, well the Rock says this. He's gonna go out there and win a gold medal for kicking your candy ass all over Pittsburgh!
- The Rock: Big Show, the Rock realizes what just took place. The Rock realizes that you've got a hard-fought victory, well congratulations. But the Rock has but one thing to say to you.
- [taunting sing-song]
- The Rock: Somebody got a haircut. So that officially means, Big Show, that you are no longer a long-haired, 7-feet, 500-pound piece of monkey crap. No, you are not. You are a *short-haired*, 7-feet, 500-pound of steaming, stinking, grade-A monkey crap! Now, Big Show, you wanna run your mouth about how you've got an eyewitness to the Rock's feet hitting the ground at the Royal Rumble? Well, the Rock says this. He is tired of hearing you whine. The Rock is tired of hearing you bitch. The Rock is tired of hearing you cry and moan like a baby. But there is something that the Rock wants you to listen to. And that is the most important sound you will ever hear in your pathetic life, and that is all the Rock's fans chanting his name.
- [the crowd chants "Rocky", and Big Show covers his ears]
- The Rock: Now, Big Show, seeing as you've heard the sound, the Rock says go back to Super Cuts and get your five dollars back, jabroni!
- Cactus Jack: Triple H, I invited four guests at my request to the World Wrestling Federation, and you had the gall to throw them out of the building? Dean Malenko, Chris Benoit, Perry Saturn, Eddie Guerrero. Four men that I have bled with, four men that I have sweated with, four men who can tear the house down in any country in the free world! And more importantly, four men that I actually like. And you throw them out? You see, Triple H, you said you had to do some thinking, well I did some thinking of my own. You see, I sat back there and I thought, "Well, Cactus Jack, maybe I'll just forgive and forget." It's not gonna happen! Then, Triple H, I thought about letting bygones be forgotten, the most ridiculous thought I ever had! And now what I'm thinking through this brain is that maybe I'll just come in and take a piece of your ass and throw it to the crowd in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania!