- Jo Martinez: What can you tell us about Raj?
- Henry Morgan: Well, driving is a sedentary work, but judging from his recent striae on his bilateral overhangs...
- Lucas Wahl: Stretch marks on his love handles
- Henry Morgan: ...and his erythematous subcondyle...
- Lucas Wahl: Sunburn on his elbow
- Henry Morgan: ...and his lack of hemorrhoids...
- Lucas Wahl: No translation necessary
- Henry Morgan: ...all suggest that he hadn't been a cabby for a very long. Oh, by the way, detective Hanson, you might consider a standing desk for that condition
- Detective Hanson: [Tries to look innocent] What condition?
- Lucas Wahl: First off, don't feel bad, alright! I do plenty of stuff in my personal life that Johnny Law would frown upon. Okay, let your freak flags fly, that's what mom used to say
- Detective Hanson: What the hell is that?
- Jo Martinez: Our new victim, except somebody has already performed the autopsy! Call Henry
- Detective Hanson: Looks like he was autopsied, right?
- Henry Morgan: This wasn't an autopsy! An autopsy can only be performed on the dead. This man was still alive. The autopsy was the cause of death
- Henry Morgan: Jo?
- Jo Martinez: Yeah
- Henry Morgan: He worked very hard to incriminate me. Did you ever think it was me?
- Jo Martinez: Henry, you're a lot of things, but killer is not one of them
- Henry Morgan: It doesn't make any sense. The caller said that he was immortal, but this man is...
- Abe: Dead! Very dead!
- Jo Martinez: You know, a wise man once told me: the day when killing someone doesn't affect you, that's the day you have real problems!
- Henry Morgan: I wouldn't listen to him. He doesn't know what he is talking about
- Jo Martinez: I disagree. When you're ready to talk, I'm here. We all are