- The Rock: [after winning his match] Triple H, the Rock says you think you're real cute, making the Rock face the Brooklyn Brawler. So, right now, Triple H, you probably think that the Rock is just gonna go back to his hotel. Well, the Rock says this, he doesn't feel like leaving New York City!
- [the crowd cheers]
- The Rock: So, Triple H, the Rock says bring your candy ass out here. Oh, but don't worry, it's not gonna be a WWF title match. It's not gonna be a #1 contender match. It's gonna be the Rock kicking Triple H's candy ass match!
- [Triple H's music hits, and as he makes his way down the ramp, Stephanie tries to stop him, and then Shane's music hits]
- Shane McMahon: [coming out with Big Show] Hold on a second. Whoa, whoa, just back it up. Back it up right now. Hunter, no, no, chill out. Chill out just one second. I've seen this happen a thousand times. Next thing you know, you run in there and the Rock has goaded you into putting the World Wrestling Federation championship on the line. Well, that's not happening tonight, no. It will not be the Rock versus Triple H for the WWF Championship tonight. I've seen it happen. No, no, no. You have to understand one thing. You see, we got this all figured out. The WWF Championship will be defended at WrestleMania between you and the Big Show. That is how it's going down here, Rock.
- The Rock: Well, the Rock says this. If WrestleMania's gonna be Triple H and the Big Show, then WrestleMania's gonna absolutely suck!
- [the crowd cheers]
- Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley: [after conversing privately with Shane, Hunter, and Show] Okay, Rock. You got one last chance. If you can pin either Triple H or the Big Show tonight, in that very ring in a handicap match, then you can have your #1 contendership for the World Wrestling Federation championship at WrestleMania.
- Triple H: Rock, if you don't pin me or the Big Show, that's it. This is your last chance. No more shot, nothing, you're done. This is the last chance.
- The Rock: So, let the Rock understand this. If the Rock doesn't pin you or the Big Slow, that's the Rock's last chance?
- Triple H: That's your last...
- The Rock: It doesn't matter if that's the Rock's last chance! The Rock says it just doesn't matter! One way or the other, come hell or high water, bet your hard-earned dollar. The Rock says he'll kick your candy ass and your candy ass tonight. Oh, and jabroni, this is how it goes. IF YOU SMELLLLLL-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-OW! What the Rock is cooking!
- The Rock: [interrupting Triple H, Stephanie, Shane, and Big Show] Now, the Rock says, congratulations to the four of you. No, Shane, not for you making your triumphant return during the Rock's match. No, Stephanie, not for being the biggest tramp walking New York City.
- [the crowd cheers]
- The Rock: No, Big Show, not for going on to WrestleMania. And, no, Triple H, not for still being the WWF Champion. Congratulations to the four of you for being the biggest group of assholes the Rock has ever seen!
- [cheering again, the crowd then begins chanting his name]
- The Rock: Big Show, the Rock says this. Last night at No Way Out, you did beat the Rock. But unlike you, the People's Champ isn't gonna whine, bitch, moan, and complain, because the People's Champ guaran-damn-tees that he is going to WrestleMania. And the Rock guaran-damn-tees that he is gonna be the WWF Champion.
- Triple H: Um, excuse me, Rock. You see, this was an A-B conversation. Why don't you "see" your way out of it? As a matter of fact, let me make it clearer for you. What this was was a conversation between a champion and a #1 contender to be a champion.
- [the crowd begins chanting "asshole"]
- Triple H: Look, the Rock is out here for your entertainment, don't talk to him like that. Rock, this conversation does not involve also-rans. This conversation does not involve has-beens. So you can just walk away. You know, Rock, and while I'm thinking about it, since you're no longer the #1 contender, since you've had your chance and you blew it, you go back to bottom of the barrel. You go back to the bottom of the ladder. And as a matter of fact, Rock, I've got a hell of an idea of how we can get that ball rolling. You see, because, like as you like to say I say...
- [imitating Rock's imitation of him]
- Triple H: "Rock, in this very ring" you, Rock, will go back to the bottom of the ladder, when tonight, you step into one-on-one competition with New York's own... New York's greatest claim to fame... the Brooklyn Brawler!
- [sharing a laugh with Big Show, Shane, and Stephanie]
- Triple H: Rock, do you understand that? You one-on-one with the Brooklyn Brawler?
- [imitating the Rock's catchphrase]
- Triple H: If you smelllll-la-la-la! What the Game is playing!
- Shane McMahon: And, Rock, just to make sure that there are absolutely no mistakes here, the only chance of you going to WrestleMania as the #1 contender, well, Rock, there's absolutely no chance in hell!
- Jim Ross: I can't believe this! The Rock has been destroyed by Triple H, the Big Show and, damn it, Shane McMahon!