- Meredith Bose: [after Laura just raised the stakes in a in a drinking game bet with the team] Diamond! This is a terrible idea
- Laura Diamond: Ssssst, relax! Max has been watering down in our drinks all night!
- [Laura and Meredith laugh]
- Max Carnegie: Sorry? I've been... what?
- Laura Diamond: Please tell me that I haven't actually downed eight shots of tequila? Why do you think I have been winking at you all night
- Max Carnegie: I thought it was 'cause you liked me
- Laura Diamond: Trash! Why did it have to be trash?
- Reynaldo West: Diamond, you know, you're looking about as rough as our guy here
- Billy Soto: Karma! Can't believe you won that bet!
- Laura Diamond: No amount of alcohol was gonna stop me from making Jake my errand boy
- Reynaldo West: You go girl!
- Laura Diamond: Yes, it's going to be a glorious month!
- Billy Soto: Week! We weren't that drunk!
- Laura Diamond: Just checking
- Meredith Bose: [drops huge pile of files on Billy] Less giggling, more filing! God, I love team-bonding night!
- Laura Diamond: Peter died of carbon dioxide poisoning. Dry ice is frozen carbon dioxide
- Billy Soto: Oh, look who paid attention in chemistry!
- Laura Diamond: Oh, serious crush on my teacher, Mr. Brewer. That man knew his way around a Bunsen burner, if you know what I mean
- Billy Soto: No, I don't!
- Billy Soto: Max was able to triangulate Tony's exact position using GSM cell localization
- Laura Diamond: For those of us who don't speak techno babble?
- Billy Soto: He's over there!
- Laura Diamond: Nice boots!
- Meredith Bose: Right? I sent Billy to the Bloomingdale's shoe sale for me! God, I love this bet!
- Tony Abbott: So, do you meet all your dates on high speed chases in Greenwich Village?
- Laura Diamond: Every one! There was this one time that I hit it off with this really cute bank robber, in a hostage standoff, but I had to shoot him, so it didn't go anywhere
- Laura Diamond: What do you got?
- Max Carnegie: Well, I know that beige is not my color. Totally washes me out!
- Laura Diamond: About the case!
- Meredith Bose: Good, because you are coming to my place!
- Billy Soto: Really? And why would I be doing that?
- Meredith Bose: We're going to paint my kitchen and watch season 4 of Downton Abbey
- Billy Soto: Oh, no, no, no, no, no. See, Laura told me she called off the bet
- Meredith Bose: Not for you she didn't!
- Billy Soto: Come on Meredith, let's be reasonable here
- Meredith Bose: Let's go, Lady Mary awaits!
- Billy Soto: Okay, anything but that!
- Meredith Bose: Come on!