Galavant (TV Series)

Completely Mad... Alena (2015)

Sophie McShera: Gwynne

Quotes 

• [singing] 

  Chef : If I could share my life with you, just think how happy we'd be. We'd share a hovel built for two, complete with vermin for three. We could while away each hopeless day comparin' open sores. Yes, life would blow, but much less though, if I could share mine with yours.

  Gwynne : No, I can't. It's impossible! If I could share my life with you...

  Chef : Admit it, it would be nice.

  Gwynne : We'd share one cot, one chamber-pot.

  Chef : Plus trench mouth, tapeworms and lice.

• [singing] 

  Chef , Gwynne : If you could share your life with me, I'll cherish every foul breath.

  Gwynne : The filth.

  Chef : The rot.

  Gwynne : The leprosy.

  Chef , Gwynne : The painful lingering death. Thank the Lord our life expectancy is merely 32.

  Gwynne : Yeah, it might be sweet misery...

  Chef , Gwynne : To share what's left with you!