- Suspect: You guys are really bad at this.
- Undercover Officer #2: Why don't you keep your mouth shut, you understand me? You have the right to remain silent, why don't you exercise that right.
- [searching pocket]
- Undercover Officer #2: What do you have in here?
- Suspect: Drugs. I'm a fucking drug dealer, dumbass.
- Suspect: [as he's stealing police car]
- [to the undercover officer]
- Suspect: Bitch!