Mom (TV Series)
Forged Resumes and the Recommended Dosage (2014)
Allison Janney: Bonnie Plunkett
Quotes
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Bonnie : I have great news!
Christy : You found my real mother?
Bonnie : Yeah, she doesn't want to see you. I got a job!
Christy : For cash?
Bonnie : No!
[holds up key ring]
Christy : They're paying you in keys?
Bonnie : No, I'm the manager of a building, and they're paying me with an apartment rent free, we have a home!
Christy : Are you kidding me?... That's great!
[they grab each other and jump up and down screaming]
Christy : So do you know anything about managing a building?
Bonnie : Not a thing!
Christy : [they stop] Oh... that's okay! Let's jump again!
[they do]
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Bonnie : When I was a kid, I had a cat named Nasdaq.
Janice : I was always interested in the market too. When I was 4 I'd sit on my dad's lap and read the Wall Street Journal.
Bonnie : Did we grow up in the same house?
Janice : I think we did. For my 10th birthday my dad took me and my friends down to the New York Stock Exchange.
Bonnie : Amazing, you had friends!
Janice : Up till that day.
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Janice : So Bonnie, what brings you here?
Bonnie : Can I confide in you, Janice?
Janice : Of course.
Bonnie : I had to come back to take care of my daughter, she's mentally ill.
Janice : Oh my God.
Bonnie : I thought by now I'd be retired, but if she doesn't have that 24 hour care, she rips her helmet off and tries to run into the wall over and over.
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Bonnie : I wouldn't work here even if you DID believe me!
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Bonnie : [to Alvin] Just because you can still wear your Boy Scout uniform doesn't mean you have to act like one.