Community (TV Series)
Lawnmower Maintenance & Postnatal Care (2015)
Jim Rash: Dean Pelton
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Quotes
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Dean Pelton : [Fooling around in virtual reality] I set the time zone. I set the time zone!
Jeff Winger : And my phone does that automatically.
Dean Pelton : I'm gonna see if I can make the font bigger.
[Moves his arms around]
Dean Pelton : The font is larger!
[Epically]
Dean Pelton : And Jesus wept, for there were no more worlds to conquer.
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Frankie Dart : Dean, here's something fun you might want to try. Let's see if we can find the serial number to this system.
Dean Pelton : Oh, that could be fun.
Frankie Dart : So go to Settings.
Dean Pelton : Is settings the volcano or the cobbler's workshop?
Jeff Winger : It's a monastery.
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Jeff Winger : Hey, Dean. I'm coming over and I'm pulling you out of there.
Dean Pelton : I'll bite you.
Jeff Winger : I'll beat you up.
Dean Pelton : I'll like it and then I'll fire you and then I'll get right back in it.
Jeff Winger : I'll still get to beat you up.
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Dean Pelton : Thank you for the refund, Elroy.
Elroy Patashnik : No, thank you for one last taste of what it was like when my work was valuable.
Dean Pelton : Oh, it's still valuable. Here, $500 for the taste I got of being powerful.
Jeff Winger : Dean, the school can't afford 500...
Dean Pelton : Wait for it.
Elroy Patashnik : I have no idea what to do with the rest of my life now.
Dean Pelton : We offer a wide variety of classes.
[Elroy seems to consider it. Dean to Jeff]
Dean Pelton : And that, my friend, is the Greendale effect.
Jeff Winger : I'll never get out of here, will I?
Dean Pelton : I haven't met many that do.
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Frankie Dart : I would like to see this company's website. Can I use your computer?
Dean Pelton : Sure. Have fun in the Stone Age while I step into the third dean-mension.
Jeff Winger : Width?
Dean Pelton : Read the instructions, analog man.
Jeff Winger : When entering virtual reality, you should calibrate the system by looking at your own hands, then turning them over and looking at the backs of them with a sense of wonder.