Mom (TV Series)

Soapy Eyes and a Clean Slate (2014)

Anna Faris: Christy Plunkett

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Quotes 

• Christy : I'm just scared that now that you have a big mansion and a swimming pool, that Roscoe's never going to want to come back home.

  Baxter : Of course he will.

  Christy : Why would he?

  Baxter : Are you crazy? Because *you're* there!

• Christy : All he did was sit on the couch, smoking pot and yelling out wrong answers to "Jeopardy!", and never once in the form of a question!

  Violet : Yeah well *you* would get drunk and disappear for days on end.

  Christy : Oh that's not true.

  Violet : Remember Roscoe's 1st grade graduation?

  [pause] 

  Violet : Of course you don't, because you were too hungover to get out of bed. But Baxter was there.

  Christy : He went to Roscoe's graduation?

  Violet : Actually he went to the 3rd grade graduation first, but the point is he was there.

  Christy : Whoopty do, he showed up for one event! Let's put him on a stamp!

  Violet : You may not want to remember those days, but I do.

• Marjorie : Why don't you get on a payment plan? You pay the landlord say, $50 every month until you get caught up.

  Christy : I guess I could, let's see, $50 a month, $4,000, that would be...

  Marjorie , Bonnie : Six and a half years.

  Christy : Damn, drug dealers are always great at math.

• Christy : [after imagining Mr. Perugian hacking off her hand for not paying the rent, groans]  And I just had my nails done.

• Mr. Perugian : [Christy imagines how the conversation will go]  You want to give me $50? You owe me four THOUSAND dollars!

  Christy : But I don't have four thousand dollars.

  Mr. Perugian : And now you don't have your hand!

  [hacks Christy's hand off with a cleaver]