Family Guy (TV Series)

Our Idiot Brian (2015)

Seth MacFarlane: Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin, Dr. Elmer Hartman

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Quotes 

• Brian Griffin : Hey, this isn't the Kenny Chesney concert!

• Stewie Griffin : I forgot that Yelp is a weapon for dumb people.

• Brian Griffin : This is the worst day of my life!

  [pause] 

  Brian Griffin : Empirically.

  Stewie Griffin : Ahhh, Careful.

• Stewie Griffin : Face it Brian, this proves that you're stupid. Proves it Empirically. That means it's verified.

  Brian Griffin : I know!

• Stewie Griffin : No Brian, this is called Yoga, a lot of smart people do this instead of going to church.

• Stewie Griffin : Brian, you're not thinking clearly, alright? You've got to agree to this surgery! Because right now, you're as useless as Black Widow is to the Avengers.

  [cutaway: Black Widow is being interviewed by the Avengers, consisting of Thor, Captain America, Iron Man, Hawkeye and the Hulk] 

  Thor : So, what's your superpower?

  Black Widow : Kicking.

  Thor : [sarcastic]  Oh, right, 'cause none of us can kick. Hey, which one of you guys can kick?

  [all except Hulk raise their hands] 

  Thor : Hulk, stop being nice.

  Hulk : [apologetically to Black Widow as he raises his hand]  Sorry.

• Stewie Griffin : Oh okay, What's this? She's peanut buttering you up for something.

• Stewie Griffin : Either take the tumor out of him or put one in me! I can't stand this!

• Chris Griffin : In fact so smart can I ask me to do me favor.

  Chris Griffin : Thank you Brian for making me look dumb.

  Brian Griffin : I guess I'm not.

  Stewie Griffin : Brian Stupid!

  Meg Griffin : You are so stupid thank you taking seat for Chris.