- Miranda: As for saying that Gary might find me attractive being a bold claim, well, I've also realized that women like me *can* be sexy. It's just the world might never affirm it, so it takes us a little longer to realize it.
- Miranda: I'll always gallop with gay abandon, and I'll always find a euphemism in anything. I'll always sing if someone inadvertently speaks song lyrics. And I'll always love the word
- [turning to audience]
- Miranda: 'plunge'. And that is not being a child. It's just sometimes the world needs to be jollied.
- Miranda: [to viewers] Dearest chums, I don't know when, or if, we'll see each other again, but just thank you for being the most amazing friends. Love oo.
- Miranda: Oh, my goodness, you're right, Tilly. I can be more me because, I've outgrown Mum. I don't need Gary... But I want him. I do, I want him so much. I just don't want to do my life without Gary.