Mom (TV Series)

Godzilla and a Sprig of Mint (2015)

Kevin Pollak: Alvin

Quotes 

• Bonnie : How could you say that Christy was a mistake?

  Alvin : What I actually told my then wife when she was throwing me out of my house, was that I thought us having a kid when we were 18 was a mistake.

  Bonnie : And you believed that?

  Alvin : Yeah, we were broke, we were living in a Winnebago on bricks. But after spending time with Christy, I realized having her 35 years ago was the best thing we ever did.

• Bonnie : Why'd you tell Lorraine you were alone?

  Alvin : Why stir the pot?

  Bonnie : Does she know we're seeing each other?

  Alvin : Again, the pot which doesn't bear stirring.

  Bonnie : Oh my God, I'm like your dirty little whore kept on the side.

  Alvin : No it's nothing...

  Bonnie : I love it!