The Mysteries of Laura (TV Series)

The Mystery of the Exsanguinated Ex (2015)

Eric McCormack: Dr. Andrew Devlin

Quotes 

• Laura Diamond : Why were you at her house?

  Dr. Andrew Devlin : She called, asked me to come over. I don't know why. When she didn't answer, I let myself in

  Laura Diamond : Ex-husbands really need to learn to give back the keys when they leave!

• Dr. Andrew Devlin : Her worst vice was... Pilates

  Laura Diamond : What? What is it?

  Dr. Andrew Devlin : Emma's Pilates instructor trained her at the house. He had a key

  Laura Diamond : You had a key, her Swami had a key, now this guy? Why even have a lock?

• Dr. Andrew Devlin : [In a busy hallway]  Hey pretty! Glad you called. I haven't stopped thinking about you since dinner. Of course I haven't digested it yet, either

  Laura Diamond : Not here! Come with me

  [turns and walks into a room] 

  Dr. Andrew Devlin : Okay, I like where this is heading

  [enters interrogation room] 

  Dr. Andrew Devlin : or maybe not

• Dr. Andrew Devlin : She lied, I didn't! I was in the office and I wasn't alone

  Laura Diamond : Okay, wait. You have an alibi witness and you bribed someone else to lie for you? That doesn't make any sense!

  Dr. Andrew Devlin : I was getting a massage, that... ended happily

  Laura Diamond : Ah, rub and tug! Classy

  Dr. Andrew Devlin : Don't make me feel worse than I already do