Suits (TV Series)

Fork in the Road (2015)

Rick Hoffman: Louis Litt

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• Harvey Specter : I'll pull over, and you can sit in the back with Mike.

  Louis Litt : Hey, I'm not sitting in the back with a fraud -- and before you even think it, you're not putting him up here and sticking me back there.

  Harvey Specter : Then what do you want, Louis? Because there is no way in hell I'm letting you behind the wheel of this car.

  Louis Litt : It's crystal goddamn clear. You and I sit in the back, and he chauffeurs the both of us.

  Mike Ross : Whoa, no. Uh, even if Harvey would agree to that, which I doubt...

  Louis Litt : Shut the hell up. You're not talking. You don't get to refuse.

  Mike Ross : I'm not refusing, Louis. I don't know how to drive.

  Louis Litt : Holy shit.

• Mike Ross : I'm sorry that I lied to you. I'm not a con man, Louis. Every single other thing I ever told you was true. Want to know something that never even admitted to myself? I never learned to drive for the same reason I never went to law school. Both my parents were killed in a car accident, and, ever since then, I've never been able to...

  Louis Litt : ...Get behind the wheel.

  Mike Ross : And then Harvey gave me a license, and I took it.

  Louis Litt : You were eleven years old. I mean, you must have felt so... alone.

  Mike Ross : I thought you said you didn't believe I was an orphan.

  Louis Litt : I looked it up. I had to once I found out that you never went to law school.

  Mike Ross : You mean once you found out that I'm a fraud.

  Louis Litt : You're not a fraud, Mike. You just never went to law school.

• Mike Ross : You worked it out with Donna... and Rachel. You lied to Malone for Jessica. What's it gonna take to work it out with me?

  Louis Litt : Well, I forgave those people, because they were victims infected with the disease known as Mike Ross. Now I'm stuck in a car with patient zero.

  Mike Ross : Okay, Outbreak, patient zero is the first person actually infected with the disease, not the disease itself, and for your information, I'm stuck in the same car as you. At least you don't have to look at the back of your own stupid, fat, balding head.

  [Harvey smiles] 

  Louis Litt : What's so goddamn funny?

  Harvey Specter : You two are finally talking.

• Harvey Specter : To Fairchild. God rest his soul.

  Louis Litt : Screw his soul. You know how they say, 'Heaven just got another angel?' They ain't saying it now.

• Daniel Hardman : Let me get this straight. Instead of promoting an existing partner, you want me to make both of you junior partners.

  Louis Litt : Well, not make us. We've earned it.

  Daniel Hardman : Earned partnership status? That's a pretty bold statement coming from two fifth-years.

  Harvey Specter : Not just any fifth-years. We're the best fifth-years this firm has ever seen, and you know it.

  Daniel Hardman : May I inquire whose idea this was?

  Louis Litt : [simultaneously with Harvey]  It was both of ours.

  Harvey Specter : [simultaneously with Louis]  I was Louis's.

  Daniel Hardman : [to Harvey]  That's generous of you to give him credit.

  Harvey Specter : It was generous of him to come to me with the idea.

  Daniel Hardman : The truth is, I wasn't gonna make anyone partner, but I do admire your gumption; so, here's what I'm willing to do. I will advance one of you if you prove to me which one it should be.

• Louis Litt : We're going to McKernon Motors, not your senior prom. Why can't we just take the car service?

  Harvey Specter : Because we're going to an engine manufacturer. We need to show up with a bad-ass car.

  Louis Litt : [Goes up to a sports car]  How about this little bad boy right here?

  Harvey Specter : That's no good.

  Louis Litt : Why the hell not?

  Harvey Specter : Because it's not just the two of us.

  Louis Litt : What do you mean?

  [Sees Mike] 

  Louis Litt : You son of a bitch. You said you and I are going up there. You lied to me.

  Harvey Specter : Because if I didn't, you would have never agreed to come.

  Louis Litt : There is no way I'm going.

  Harvey Specter : Yes, you are. I don't care if I have to tie you to the roof. By the time we get to McKernon, you and Mike are gonna work your shit out.

• Louis Litt : This is ridiculous. You drive like a savage animal.

  Harvey Specter : Louis, be a man and suck it up.

  Louis Litt : Suck it up? I'm sitting in the death seat.

• Mike Ross : I was just thinking about my grandmother. We got a train trip to D. C. once. We played I Spy.

  Harvey Specter : That's a nice story, Mike, but we are NOT playing I Spy.

  Louis Litt : I'll play. It'll remind me of dominating Esther on our trips to see our smelly Aunt Frida

  Harvey Specter : All right, if it will get you and Mike talking, sure.

  [clears throat at Louis] 

  Louis Litt : I spy a fraud, probably never even knew his grandmother.

• Harvey Specter : Tell me right now you weren't the one that gave Fletcher Engines my game plan.

  Louis Litt : Hardman told me he wasn't gonna make you partner anyway. And once he offered it to me, all I had to do was...

  Harvey Specter : Sell me out.

  Louis Litt : How is what I did any different than you going after McKernon Motors in the first place?

  Harvey Specter : If you don't understand that on your own, you never will.

• Louis Litt : You told me you would fight to get our names on the wall once you got on the other side. I can do the same for you.

  Harvey Specter : Did you hear what I just said? I don't want you doing shit for me.

  Louis Litt : Oh, so it would be okay if you were the one who got there first?

  Harvey Specter : It would have been okay if you got there first fair and square, because then I would have believed you when you said you wanted to be a team.

  Louis Litt : I do want to be a team, Harvey. That's why I helped you after.

  Harvey Specter : No, you don't! You don't want to be a team. You just want to have it both ways, because you're a disloyal rat. You always have been, and you always will, no matter what it says on your door.

  Louis Litt : Well, like you said, we've been pitted against each other since day one! You asked me how many of the fifty associates we started with would make partner. Well, you know what? I don't give a shit about the other forty-nine, because I'm the one who did. *I'm* the one who did.