Suits (TV Series)

Fork in the Road (2015)

Patrick J. Adams: Mike Ross

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• Harvey Specter : I'll pull over, and you can sit in the back with Mike.

  Louis Litt : Hey, I'm not sitting in the back with a fraud -- and before you even think it, you're not putting him up here and sticking me back there.

  Harvey Specter : Then what do you want, Louis? Because there is no way in hell I'm letting you behind the wheel of this car.

  Louis Litt : It's crystal goddamn clear. You and I sit in the back, and he chauffeurs the both of us.

  Mike Ross : Whoa, no. Uh, even if Harvey would agree to that, which I doubt...

  Louis Litt : Shut the hell up. You're not talking. You don't get to refuse.

  Mike Ross : I'm not refusing, Louis. I don't know how to drive.

  Louis Litt : Holy shit.

• Mike Ross : I'm sorry that I lied to you. I'm not a con man, Louis. Every single other thing I ever told you was true. Want to know something that never even admitted to myself? I never learned to drive for the same reason I never went to law school. Both my parents were killed in a car accident, and, ever since then, I've never been able to...

  Louis Litt : ...Get behind the wheel.

  Mike Ross : And then Harvey gave me a license, and I took it.

  Louis Litt : You were eleven years old. I mean, you must have felt so... alone.

  Mike Ross : I thought you said you didn't believe I was an orphan.

  Louis Litt : I looked it up. I had to once I found out that you never went to law school.

  Mike Ross : You mean once you found out that I'm a fraud.

  Louis Litt : You're not a fraud, Mike. You just never went to law school.

• Mike Ross : You worked it out with Donna... and Rachel. You lied to Malone for Jessica. What's it gonna take to work it out with me?

  Louis Litt : Well, I forgave those people, because they were victims infected with the disease known as Mike Ross. Now I'm stuck in a car with patient zero.

  Mike Ross : Okay, Outbreak, patient zero is the first person actually infected with the disease, not the disease itself, and for your information, I'm stuck in the same car as you. At least you don't have to look at the back of your own stupid, fat, balding head.

  [Harvey smiles] 

  Louis Litt : What's so goddamn funny?

  Harvey Specter : You two are finally talking.

• Mike Ross : I got a date tonight.

  Trevor : All right. Wow, clubfoot, mustache, all of the above?

  Mike Ross : Hey, first dickfoot and then clubfoot? Are words with "foot" all you've got now?

  Trevor : All right, smart guy, describe her with one of your SAT words.

  Mike Ross : Bigfoot.

  Trevor : That's what I'm talking about.

  Mike Ross : For the record, she's really hot.

• Mike Ross : I was just thinking about my grandmother. We got a train trip to D. C. once. We played I Spy.

  Harvey Specter : That's a nice story, Mike, but we are NOT playing I Spy.

  Louis Litt : I'll play. It'll remind me of dominating Esther on our trips to see our smelly Aunt Frida

  Harvey Specter : All right, if it will get you and Mike talking, sure.

  [clears throat at Louis] 

  Louis Litt : I spy a fraud, probably never even knew his grandmother.