- Dennis Reynolds: Do you have any more crack?
- Dee Reynolds: No one in the history of crack, has ever woken up with more crack.
- Dee Reynolds: [Speaking about Frank] He's finally lost it. Should we toss him in a home?
- Dennis Reynolds: I'll get the car.
- Mac: This time it'll be you and I that bang the strippers.
- Charlie Kelly: Right. Why do you want to bang them, oh, because it's 2006 and you're still into women. Crazy
- Mac: Huh?