It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (TV Series)

The Gang Goes to Hell (2016)

Sloane Avery: Christina

Quotes 

• Dennis Reynolds : Oh... hello.

  [puts arm up blocking her way, thunder rumbles] 

  Dennis Reynolds : Wow. I'm sorry. Didn't mean to scare you there... Anyway, I, um, I should've introduced myself earlier. I'm the daiquiri man, but I suspect you already knew that, didn't you?

  [chuckles softly] 

  Dennis Reynolds : Was it good? Was it sweet?

  Christina : I guess.

  Dennis Reynolds : Well, it either was or it wasn't.

  Christina : Yeah.

  Dennis Reynolds : Yeah. Of course, yeah. No, I had one too. It-it was sweet. You seem sweet. I've been watching you, and following you, of sorts. You know, in a good way... So, how'd you like that magic show? Do you enjoy magic? You know, I-I can do magic.

  [pulls out her license] 

  Dennis Reynolds : Whoop.

  Christina : Uh- how did you get that?

  Dennis Reynolds : Get your license? Don't worry about it. 1996, though. That's good. That makes the cutoff. There you go. I wasn't gonna steal it.

  [clears throat] 

  Dennis Reynolds : Um, so how 'bout this storm, huh? I think it's kinda cool, you know? Here we are on a boat, you know, out in the middle of... out in the middle of nowhere. And nobody would ever hear our screams in this wind, you know?

  [thunder crackles] 

  Dennis Reynolds : Oh. The thunder's really... It's throwing this whole thing off. It's making everything I say seem sinister, which it's not intended to be, you know what I mean? What's up?

  Christina : I-I'm sorry. I have to go.

  Dennis Reynolds : No! No, no, no, no, no. Sorry, no. It's... there's nowhere to go.

  [chuckles] 

  Dennis Reynolds : There's really nowhere to go. You know? So... why don't I, uh, come in your room?

  [chuckles] 

  Dennis Reynolds : "Come in your room." That's not what I meant. I would like to go in your room. Um, and I suspect that maybe... you might say no, and yet... I also feel like maybe... you wouldn't dare.

  [Christina screams and runs off] 

  Dennis Reynolds : Well, that's not supposed to happen.