The Mysteries of Laura (TV Series)
The Mystery of the Sunken Sailor (2015)
Debra Messing: Laura Diamond
Quotes
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Billy Soto : Seasick already? You do realize the ship isn't moving?
Laura Diamond : I've got a finely tuned stomach sensitivity
Billy Soto : Hey, I'll just slide out of your barf radius
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Laura Diamond : Okay, this is the plan. I'm gonna say I need a bathroom because I'm about to blow chunks
Billy Soto : You are about to blow chunks
Laura Diamond : Making it a good plan. You distract her long enough for me to find Hampson cabin
Billy Soto : How I am supposed to do that?
Laura Diamond : She's a woman, you're Billy Soto. Do I have to spell it out?
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Laura Diamond : The boys just did a "Save the Sea Life"-project at their uber eco-conscious school. Maybe someday they'll even learn how to spell.
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Jake Broderick : He told me to reign in my female detective
Laura Diamond : Aaw, he referred to me by my gender. Oh, that is just the sweetest!
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Billy Soto : So, is Tony whipping up a big foodie dinner to celebrate your...
Laura Diamond : Day, that we're not talking about? Yup. Just hoping that my, eh, stomach is off the boat by then
Billy Soto : It better be! It's not every day that you turn...
Laura Diamond : Hey! Don't even!
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Laura Diamond : Dr. Chinatown's herbs made me more seasick than that stupid boat
Special Agent Barrington : It's an aircraft carrier
Laura Diamond : Still stupid
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Laura Diamond : [Reading through clues in emails] Now I like this chick
Francesca 'Frankie' Pulaski : I assume she is going somewhere with this?
Meredith Bose : Triangulating. She calls it her Laura-GPS
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Laura Diamond : How many are we talking about?
Nancy Santamaria : Seven
Laura Diamond : Excuse me? Seven boyfriends? What're you? Snow White?
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Meredith Bose : Nice outfit, Soto! Liked it better when you wore it yesterday
Billy Soto : Uh? I did? Hm
Laura Diamond : Smells like you did
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Meredith Bose : Eh, those look like they might be the notebooks
Laura Diamond : Eh
[Picks them up and starts reading]
Laura Diamond : Wow!
Billy Soto : Anything incriminating?
Laura Diamond : No. Nancy's shrink has great handwriting for a doctor!
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Francesca 'Frankie' Pulaski : Just so you know, I totally invited your boyfriend Tony, eh, but he had to work
Laura Diamond : It's alright, Frankie. He gave me his birthday present last night
Francesca 'Frankie' Pulaski : Oooh, neat. What did he give you?
Laura Diamond : Ehm, what he's been giving me for about a month now
Francesca 'Frankie' Pulaski : Hhh, oh! Those, eh, little brown pastery thingies? Hmm
Laura Diamond : Enjoy the party, Frankie!
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Francesca 'Frankie' Pulaski : You're okay?
Laura Diamond : Not so much. It's like I'm still on that ship
Francesca 'Frankie' Pulaski : Ooh. Tender tummy, huh? Must have been a wreck when you were pregnant
[goes into the bathroom]
Laura Diamond : No!