- Francesca 'Frankie' Pulaski: [Enters canteen, taps Max on the back] Got a sec?
- Max Carnegie: Really? On my break?
- Francesca 'Frankie' Pulaski: Oh, sorry. When are you back?
- Max Carnegie: [Slurping] Back. May I help you?
- Francesca 'Frankie' Pulaski: Yes I made a birthday list of everyone in the precinct...
- Max Carnegie: You really didn't need to do that
- Francesca 'Frankie' Pulaski: I know, it's just something I always did in Wisconsin
- Max Carnegie: I mean, because I do that! It's my thing!
- Billy Soto: Seasick already? You do realize the ship isn't moving?
- Laura Diamond: I've got a finely tuned stomach sensitivity
- Billy Soto: Hey, I'll just slide out of your barf radius
- Laura Diamond: Okay, this is the plan. I'm gonna say I need a bathroom because I'm about to blow chunks
- Billy Soto: You are about to blow chunks
- Laura Diamond: Making it a good plan. You distract her long enough for me to find Hampson cabin
- Billy Soto: How I am supposed to do that?
- Laura Diamond: She's a woman, you're Billy Soto. Do I have to spell it out?
- Laura Diamond: The boys just did a "Save the Sea Life"-project at their uber eco-conscious school. Maybe someday they'll even learn how to spell.
- Jake Broderick: He told me to reign in my female detective
- Laura Diamond: Aaw, he referred to me by my gender. Oh, that is just the sweetest!
- Meredith Bose: Where can we find Wilbur?
- Sailor #3: He's making a supply run in Chinatown
- Francesca 'Frankie' Pulaski: What kind of supply run would a sailor be making in Chinatown?
- Sailor #3: It's kind of dirty, ma'am
- Francesca 'Frankie' Pulaski: I'm a homicide detective, try me
- Sailor #3: Okay, so there's this Chinese supplement: tiger penis powder
- Meredith Bose: What kind of powder?
- Francesca 'Frankie' Pulaski: I think he said tiger penis
- Sailor #3: It's like herbal viagra, I hear one hit, you go on for hours
- Meredith Bose: We don't want you to go for hours!
- Francesca 'Frankie' Pulaski: Go where?
- Meredith Bose: Keep taking notes!
- Billy Soto: So, is Tony whipping up a big foodie dinner to celebrate your...
- Laura Diamond: Day, that we're not talking about? Yup. Just hoping that my, eh, stomach is off the boat by then
- Billy Soto: It better be! It's not every day that you turn...
- Laura Diamond: Hey! Don't even!
- Laura Diamond: Dr. Chinatown's herbs made me more seasick than that stupid boat
- Special Agent Barrington: It's an aircraft carrier
- Laura Diamond: Still stupid
- Laura Diamond: [Reading through clues in emails] Now I like this chick
- Francesca 'Frankie' Pulaski: I assume she is going somewhere with this?
- Meredith Bose: Triangulating. She calls it her Laura-GPS
- Laura Diamond: How many are we talking about?
- Nancy Santamaria: Seven
- Laura Diamond: Excuse me? Seven boyfriends? What're you? Snow White?
- Dr. Carlin: Half the time we talked about her obsession with TV. The Voice, especially. She would talk to me for hours and hours about who was safe and who'd been voted off...
- Francesca 'Frankie' Pulaski: I was so happy Graig won. When he opened his heart and he sang that Johnny Cash song, I just cried listening. It was so...
- [sees Meredith frowning]
- Francesca 'Frankie' Pulaski: please continue
- Dr. Carlin: Well, Nancy's cable always seem to go out right before the show started and she'd panic. She had to watch it at a neighbor's. I suggested to her that she DVR it, but she said no, she had to see it live
- Francesca 'Frankie' Pulaski: [mumbling] Only way to watch The Voice
- Meredith Bose: Nice outfit, Soto! Liked it better when you wore it yesterday
- Billy Soto: Uh? I did? Hm
- Laura Diamond: Smells like you did
- Meredith Bose: Eh, those look like they might be the notebooks
- Laura Diamond: Eh
- [Picks them up and starts reading]
- Laura Diamond: Wow!
- Billy Soto: Anything incriminating?
- Laura Diamond: No. Nancy's shrink has great handwriting for a doctor!
- Francesca 'Frankie' Pulaski: Just so you know, I totally invited your boyfriend Tony, eh, but he had to work
- Laura Diamond: It's alright, Frankie. He gave me his birthday present last night
- Francesca 'Frankie' Pulaski: Oooh, neat. What did he give you?
- Laura Diamond: Ehm, what he's been giving me for about a month now
- Francesca 'Frankie' Pulaski: Hhh, oh! Those, eh, little brown pastery thingies? Hmm
- Laura Diamond: Enjoy the party, Frankie!
- Francesca 'Frankie' Pulaski: You're okay?
- Laura Diamond: Not so much. It's like I'm still on that ship
- Francesca 'Frankie' Pulaski: Ooh. Tender tummy, huh? Must have been a wreck when you were pregnant
- [goes into the bathroom]
- Laura Diamond: No!