(2015 Video)

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Repetition makes for boredom
lor_7 May 2018
A big deal in the porn industry, camera lady/director Mason continues to churn out hundreds of these lookalike videos, with no end in sight. This particular exercise in that currently lucrative IR genre holds no surprises or anything remotely able to wake the prospective viewer from Slumberland.

It gets off on the usual rocky start with Mason unwisely (but as is her wont) interjecting herself into the show, not visually but aurally. That's because she likes to chat mindlessly with the talent, and this time includes several minutes of the conversation designed for and actually appearing in the BTS short subject on the DVD as part of the main feature.

So we here her and star Adriana Chechik talk about their profession of sex -completely uninteresting and oh-so trite, i.e. commentlng on the size of Lexington Steele's dick as if they were contractually compelled to do so. So Lex shows up for work and does a number on Chechik's ass -way overemphasized and to my way of thinking ultimately disappointing as our auteur and her star inexplicably omit the expected (at any moment) gush of Squirting from this Water Sports queen, a cheat.

The other girls are along for the ride, with Big Butt queen Jada Stevens twerking a bit much and introduced in silly fashion clad in bikini, high heels and would you believe it -leg warmers to sashay around the swimming pool before heading indoors to tackle the long swift sword of Rico Strong. No surprise, she too emphasizes anal sex in her turn.

The late August Ames goes through her paces with that knee-pad fetishist (yep, he's wearing them again) Prince Yahshua, and is so effervescent and full of life in the BTS interview (not in the mechanical sex main event) that it's hard to watch, given her untimely exit from the land of the living.

By the way, final girl here is Jillian Janson, taking on Jon Jon. She classifies as what I would term a dirty blonde, and is hardly a poster child for the video's dumb "Brunette" hook.
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