The Mysteries of Laura (TV Series)

The Mystery of the Deceased Documentarian (2015)

Steve Guttenberg: Steve Guttenberg

Quotes 

• Laura Diamond : Hi

  Steve Guttenberg : Yeah

  Laura Diamond : Steve Guttenburg? I'm detective Laura Diamond. You know, the "Police Academy"-movies inspired me to go into law enforcement

  Steve Guttenberg : Really?

  Laura Diamond : No! But, uh, I am a cop on the job and I need you to walk me in

  Steve Guttenberg : Let me see your badge

  Laura Diamond : [sighs]  Feel my boob

  Steve Guttenberg : I'm sorry, what?

  Laura Diamond : Feel my boob! My badge is in my bra

  Steve Guttenberg : Okay

  Laura Diamond : The other boob

  Steve Guttenberg : Oh. Usually takes me a couple of drinks to get to second base

  [...] 

  Steve Guttenberg : So, where do you keep your gun

  Laura Diamond : Don't push it!