The Mysteries of Laura (TV Series)
The Mystery of the Crooked Clubber (2015)
Debra Messing: Laura Diamond
Quotes
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Laura Diamond : [Uses black light on shoes] Wow
Billy Soto : I don't think I wanna know what that is!
Laura Diamond : Uh, never fails. Break out the black light and your mind goes straight in the gutter
Billy Soto : So it's not...?
Laura Diamond : No! Look at all the different colors. It's fluorescent body paint. It rubs right off the skin but it is a nightmare to get out children's clothing
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Jake Broderick : Uh, could be a brewery, but which one? There're hipster beer halls every two blocks in Brooklyn
Laura Diamond : You would know
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Laura Diamond : I'm more interested in the bartender/drug dealer. Dude in the eyeliner
Francesca 'Frankie' Pulaski : Guyliner. Such a fad, but weirdly hot!
Laura Diamond : If you say so
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Laura Diamond : [Doorbell rings] Frankie
Francesca 'Frankie' Pulaski : Sorry to bother you at home, I just wanted to say thanks
Laura Diamond : With 5,000 gummy bears?
Francesca 'Frankie' Pulaski : You're not the only one that buys in bulk