- Harvey Specter: I can't delay the sale if I don't know why my client is dumping his company on a whim.
- Gretchen: That's the one more thing. Mr. Doyle's best friend died a month ago of pancreatic cancer. He was 46.
- Harvey Specter: How'd you know that?
- Gretchen: Something he said to you just before he started talking shit about me stuck in my head.
- Harvey Specter: What exactly was that?
- Gretchen: When people say "life is short" two times in 30 seconds, it's usually right after somebody died.
- Harvey Specter: I take it you were listening to our conversation.
- Gretchen: That's what good secretaries do.
- Harvey Specter: Sorry about the Keebler thing.
- Gretchen: ou didn't say it. Besides, it doesn't take Albert Einstein to figure out why you hired somebody that look like me to replace somebody that look like her.
- Harvey Specter: Listen, Gretchen, I...
- Gretchen: You don't have to worry about that with me. I prefer my men manly.
- Harvey Specter: [Taken aback] Am I not manly?
- Gretchen: Well, if you have to ask...
- Louis Litt: I need to talk to you.
- Jessica Pearson: Let me guess. You got into a pissing contest with Harvey, he told you he's been covering Donna's salary, you, out of pride, said that you were going to take it on, and now you're here to find out how much you're on the hook for.
- Louis Litt: Nothing like that
- Jessica Pearson: Oh, good. Then what is it?
- Louis Litt: Everything you just said.
- Harvey Specter: Sorry about the Keebler thing.
- Gretchen: You didn't say it. Besides, it doesn't take Albert Einstein to figure out why you hired somebody that look like me to replace somebody that look like her.
- Harvey Specter: Listen, Gretchen, I...
- Gretchen: You don't have to worry about that with me. I prefer my men manly.
- Harvey Specter: Am I not manly?
- Gretchen: Well, if you have to ask...
- Louis Litt: Jack put something on the table, and it's our duty to follow through on it.
- Harvey Specter: Oh, bullshit. You're only following through on it because you're a cheap son of a bitch.
- Jessica Pearson: Harvey...
- Harvey Specter: I don't want to hear it, Jessica. Yesterday, he accused me of being jealous. Today, he's coming after my money.
- Louis Litt: No, I'm not...
- Harvey Specter: Shut up. We both know Donna going to work for you has nothing to do with you. You got lucky.
- Louis Litt: Lucky?
- Harvey Specter: Like a monkey who won the lottery, so the least you can do is be a man, pay her yourself, or suck it up and tell her the truth.
- Jessica Pearson: All right. That's enough. We're not doing this.
- Louis Litt: I am a name partner.
- Jessica Pearson: Louis. No.
- Louis Litt: He has no right to...
- Jessica Pearson: I will slap the taste out of your mouth.