Galavant (TV Series)
A New Season aka Suck It Cancellation Bear (2016)
Timothy Omundson: King Richard
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Quotes
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[Richard gets trapped in a gay pub, where he discovers his father's best friend]
Uncle Keith : I *belong* here. Your father, God rest his soul, he *belonged* here.
King Richard : Was he an alcoholic too?
Uncle Keith : But you don't belong here. I'm gonna help you escape.
[Richard effeminately claps his hands]
King Richard : Marvelous!
Uncle Keith : Okay. Maybe you do belong here.
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King Richard : Uncle Keith! Dad said you went to The Enchanted Forest and never came out.
Uncle Keith : The other way 'round, kid.
King Richard : Huh?
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King Richard : I know you don't think much of me, and I know I screw everything up all the time, but you have to understand I was coddled my entire life.
Galavant : I know.
King Richard : I was breastfed until I was nine.
Galavant : I kn... Wait, what?
King Richard : I had a nanny named Pearl...
Galavant : Oh, I don't want to know!
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King Richard : Well, those pirates were a bit snippy with me, no?
Galavant : Please stop talking.
King Richard : Are you still upset about the shipwreck? Jeez, man, what's the point of a bygone if it can't just be a bygone?
Galavant : A pirate died!
King Richard : That's what pirates do!
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King Richard : Oh God, I do not feel good! Is there a name for when you throw up through your nose?
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King Richard : Are you sure we can't convince you to come with us?
Uncle Keith : No, son. My destiny is here.
[a young man approaches and embraces him]
Uncle Keith : Destiny, this is Richard. Richard - Destiny.