Mike Jeavons: Mike J.

Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  Mike J. : Hello, I'm a British person, and I really like cheese.

  [holds up a packet of Tesco Mature Cheddar to the camera] 

  Mike J. : A lot of people like cheese, don't they? It's one of those substances that everybody really likes. Kind of like The Brady Bunch Movie. What I'm gonna do here is change this cheese a little bit...

  [turns the cheese into the Fantastic Storytelling card game] 

  Mike J. : OK, I'm just gonna change it into a card game. Isn't that funny? 'Cause that's exactly what they did with Brady Bunch in the White House! Fantastic Storytelling, now on Kickstarter. They made two Brady Bunch movies that a lot of people really liked, and then they made a third one which was completely different. And surprise surprise, it didn't go down very well. Unlike Fantastic Storytelling, my brand new board game.

  [whispers something quietly followed by a chuckle before starting the review] 

• [last lines] 

  Mike J. : The Brady Bunch in the White House is a lazy movie which fails to find the heart and charm that the first two had; they weren't afraid to make fun of the original series, and while this tries, it comes across as needlessly copying the far superior Brady Bunch Movie and the Very Brady Sequel. You're absolutely not missing out on this one if you decide to overlook it.

  [holds up the Fantastic Storytelling game to the camera again] 

  Mike J. : Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to play this very good game which is now available to back on Kickstarter. What?