- [last lines]
- Glenn Quagmire: You know what? Let's end this for good.
- Peter Griffin: How?
- Glenn Quagmire: The same way Paula Deen got her cooking show taken off the air. By saying the one word you can't come back from.
- Peter Griffin: What? Say the word? RIGHT NOW?
- Glenn Quagmire: Yeah. Together. Ready?
- Peter Griffin: You bet.
- Glenn Quagmire, Peter Griffin: [they open their mouths and is just about to say it]
- Cleveland Brown: [irritated] You could have just quit the show.
- Glenn Quagmire: So I spend like seventy-five dollars on cat toys and what does she play with? A shoelace.
- Joe Swanson: [sarcastic] That's crazy.
- Glenn Quagmire: Joe, that's been your answer every time I tell a story. It's like you are not even listening...!
- Joe Swanson: Well, that's because you were interrupting me when I was telling you about Kevin trying to hang himself with an extension cord.
- Glenn Quagmire: I know, that's crazy.
- Stewie Griffin: Excuse me Brian, I'm just going to go ahead and wet my eyes.
- [blinks very slowly, making a creaking sound]
- Stewie Griffin: Ah, there we go.
- Miss Tammy: [Speaking to Lois about Stewie] Yes, he's been a little difficult to deal with. And on page 2 of 3 of the how to be a teacher manual, it says any child who is being difficult should be medicated.