Tommy Gunn: Jim

Quotes 

• Jim : Wanna see that North Pole I was talkin' about?

• Santa Claus : [heard through the door]  Ho. Ho. Ho.

  Erica : Jim. what was that?

  Jim : I don't know. Sounded like it came from the kitchen.

  Erica : Oh my God, Jim, I'm so scared. What if it's the serial killer, the one that comes in the middle of the night?

  Jim : You mean like twelve o clock?

  Erica : Yes. The one that comes out at twelve. What other one?

  Jim : [checking his watch]  It's okay, it's only ten-thirty.

• Santa Claus : [opens door and walks in]  Merry Christmas, little Erica. I'm here with your present.

  Jim : Who the hell is this clown? Are you cheatin' on me?

  Erica : No, Jim, I have no idea who he is. I've never seen him before in my life.

  Santa Claus : Well, that's not entirely true. We've been seeing each other once a year since you were a little girl.

  Jim : You know what, Pedo, it's time for you to leave.

  Erica : But, I haven't given her my special present yet.