- [last lines]
- Harry: Who the fuck are you dude. How do you know that?
- Santa Claus: This is not obvious? I'm fuckin' Santa Claus. Okay you guys need to help me. You need to really help me out. I need... I need a shot, something strong... with mint.
- [lays head on bar and passes out]
- Santa Claus: [heard through the door] Ho. Ho. Ho.
- Erica: Jim. what was that?
- Jim: I don't know. Sounded like it came from the kitchen.
- Erica: Oh my God, Jim, I'm so scared. What if it's the serial killer, the one that comes in the middle of the night?
- Jim: You mean like twelve o clock?
- Erica: Yes. The one that comes out at twelve. What other one?
- Jim: [checking his watch] It's okay, it's only ten-thirty.
- Santa Claus: [opens door and walks in] Merry Christmas, little Erica. I'm here with your present.
- Jim: Who the hell is this clown? Are you cheatin' on me?
- Erica: No, Jim, I have no idea who he is. I've never seen him before in my life.
- Santa Claus: Well, that's not entirely true. We've been seeing each other once a year since you were a little girl.
- Jim: You know what, Pedo, it's time for you to leave.
- Erica: But, I haven't given her my special present yet.