[first lines]
Dick: Ho. Ho. Ho.
[surveys the room]
Dick: Nice.
[places some presents then takes a seat and grabs a cookie off the platter]
Dick: Man, this Santa business ain't no joke. No wonder he eats so many damn cookies. It's the only way I'm gonna keep goin'. Ten houses of nice in a row. maybe I should try somethin' off the "naughty" list. Think I've earned it.