The Mysteries of Laura (TV Series)
The Mystery of the Maternal Instinct (2015)
Debra Messing: Laura Diamond
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Quotes
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Jake Broderick : What's with the hair?
Laura Diamond : Got into a fight with my hairdryer
Jake Broderick : Uh-huh. Tony date night?
Laura Diamond : That too
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Jake Broderick : [to the car tower] Unhook the car! She's with us
Tow Truck Driver : Once it's hooked up, can't unhook it
Laura Diamond : Is that the same rule as: once a stubborn ass, always a stubborn ass?
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Laura Diamond : I don't know what is worse: a gang hit on a pregnant woman or a dead prostitute that no one is looking for
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Desk Clerk : [Jake and Laura enter the hotel lobby] Good afternoon. How long will you be staying with us?
Jake Broderick : Gee, I don't know.
[to Laura]
Jake Broderick : How long?
Laura Diamond : Don't make it weird!
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Jake Broderick : Time to call the dynamic duo
Laura Diamond : Oh, the other dynamic duo
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Laura Diamond : [Browsing through a victim's book] Oh, this might help. Look, she was, unlike some people, writing things down to remember them!
Jake Broderick : L and R. Left, Right? Could be a combination
Max Carnegie : [Sneaking from behind] 1.16 Malcolm. I got it! She was supposed to meet someone in Malcom at 1:16 PM, where they'd open a locker using the combination to stow 5 stones by January, 10th. Case solved! Kaboom!
Laura Diamond : Kanope. It's not
Jake Broderick : A: where's the meeting? B: who sets the meeting at 1:16 PM?
Max Carnegie : Maybe our victim is a very precise person...
[Jake shakes no]
Max Carnegie : No? Well, you're the detectives, you tell me
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Laura Diamond : It can't be that impossible to track down who owns the place Max:
Max Carnegie : I'm telling you, I tried all my tricks and zip, nada, nothing. God owns this penthouse
Laura Diamond : God doesn't need to hide assets to avoid taxes. Some regular old person owns this
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Laura Diamond : Thankfully, my bag doubles as a trash bag
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Laura Diamond : You left DJ for dead. Around here that's called that homicide