- Jake Broderick: What's with the hair?
- Laura Diamond: Got into a fight with my hairdryer
- Jake Broderick: Uh-huh. Tony date night?
- Laura Diamond: That too
- Jake Broderick: [to the car tower] Unhook the car! She's with us
- Tow Truck Driver: Once it's hooked up, can't unhook it
- Laura Diamond: Is that the same rule as: once a stubborn ass, always a stubborn ass?
- Laura Diamond: I don't know what is worse: a gang hit on a pregnant woman or a dead prostitute that no one is looking for
- Prostitute: Uh-uh, No way! We know who you are
- Meredith Bose: It's okay. I just need...
- Prostitute: I don't care what you need! You high-end whores come on hard times. You end up right back down here, working the corner. Take your little ass right back up to 5th Avenue
- Meredith Bose: [laughs] Thank you, I think
- Max Carnegie: [Laura is writing] Hey! That's my Christmas list, but feel free to just write all over it
- Desk Clerk: [Jake and Laura enter the hotel lobby] Good afternoon. How long will you be staying with us?
- Jake Broderick: Gee, I don't know.
- [to Laura]
- Jake Broderick: How long?
- Laura Diamond: Don't make it weird!
- Billy Soto: The map says we're within a 1000 feet of the phone
- Meredith Bose: This is the third time that thing has said we're right by it and I still don't see a white van. You're sure you're holding it right?
- Billy Soto: Look, I know you're Miss Technico Gal and all, but I can follow a red dot moving on a map
- Meredith Bose: I'm not so sure
- Billy Soto: Great
- Meredith Bose: What?
- Billy Soto: We're starting to sound like an old married couple
- Meredith Bose: Do not even say that!
- Billy Soto: [Spots the van] Look, right there! Don't let him see
- Meredith Bose: Really? You're saying that to me? Of all people?
- Billy Soto: Oh, will you just follow the van?
- Meredith Bose: You sound like a married couple
- Laura Diamond: [Browsing through a victim's book] Oh, this might help. Look, she was, unlike some people, writing things down to remember them!
- Jake Broderick: L and R. Left, Right? Could be a combination
- Max Carnegie: [Sneaking from behind] 1.16 Malcolm. I got it! She was supposed to meet someone in Malcom at 1:16 PM, where they'd open a locker using the combination to stow 5 stones by January, 10th. Case solved! Kaboom!
- Laura Diamond: Kanope. It's not
- Jake Broderick: A: where's the meeting? B: who sets the meeting at 1:16 PM?
- Max Carnegie: Maybe our victim is a very precise person...
- [Jake shakes no]
- Max Carnegie: No? Well, you're the detectives, you tell me
- Billy Soto: Plus, she doesn't have the smuggler's vibe. Neither does her Chanel pocketbook
- Captain Nancy Santiani: Pocketbook? What are you? 100?
- Laura Diamond: It can't be that impossible to track down who owns the place Max:
- Max Carnegie: I'm telling you, I tried all my tricks and zip, nada, nothing. God owns this penthouse
- Laura Diamond: God doesn't need to hide assets to avoid taxes. Some regular old person owns this