13 Reasons Why (TV Series)
Tape 6, Side A (2017)
Dylan Minnette: Clay Jensen
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Quotes
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Clay : Okay, I'll go. But tell me what's going on, okay? Tell me what's wrong.
Hannah : You don't wanna be with me, Clay.
Clay : But I do! I really do.
Hannah : You know what people will say?
Clay : No! And I don't care.
Hannah : Because it's easy for you, right? Because you're not the class slut.
Clay : Don't say that.
Hannah : Everybody says it!
Clay : I don't say it.
Hannah : Yes, you did. When you saw that picture!
Clay : I didn't believe it! I was angry for a minute because... because I was jealous of Justin. And I was mad at you for wanting him and not me. And I was an asshole, and I'm sorry. And I can never make it right. I can never say all this to you, but... I love you. And I will never hurt you.
Hannah : Clay...
Clay : And I'm not going. Not now, not ever. I love you, Hannah.
Hannah : Why didn't you say this to me when I was alive?
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Clay : [about Skye] I mean, what a... what a bitch!
Tony : Wow.
Clay : Well, she is!
Tony : I just, I never heard you use that word before.
Clay : She doesn't know what was going on in Hannah's life!
Tony : You don't know what's going on in hers.
Clay : Would you... you know, shut up, Tony? I get so sick of your little sayings, and things that you point out, acting all wise... You're like this-this unhelpful Yoda!
Tony : Is that a crack on my height?
[Clay moans silently and puts on his headphones]
Tony : Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold on a minute.
Clay : Why?
Tony : Headspace. Headspace.
Clay : Unhelpful Yoda. Unhelpful Yoda.
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Skye : Rough night?
Tony : Yeah, he's just working through some shit.
Skye : I can see that. He's got existensial crisis written all over his forehead.
Clay : I do not.
Skye : [considers him] There's some truth you don't wanna face.
Clay : What? Why would you say that?
Skye : I see the future. You know that. I told you your fortune in seventh grade.
Clay : You predicted I wouldn't be five foot two forever.
Skye : How tall are you now?
[Clay looks dumbfounded]
Skye : See?
Tony : Oooh... La bruja!
[Spanish for 'witch']
Skye : That's right.
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Jeff : Slow down, man, where are you going?
Clay : I just, uh, I gotta get up early...
Jeff : Dude, Hannah's here.
Clay : Oh, she is? That's cool. Hope she has a nice time.
Jeff : You need to go in there and talk to her.
Clay : She's talking to someone else. She's busy.
Jeff : Then that's your cue, man! That's your cue to cut in. Take a swing.
Clay : A swing?
Jeff : You got a fat slider in your sweet spot. You gotta swing your bat through the strike zone, man, and knock it out.
Clay : Oh, see, I'm aware that those are baseball terms. And if I'm interpreting correctly, I think that given my batting average, what I would actually end up with is a strikeout and not a homerun. With that said, very good use of an extended metaphor.
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Clay : [about Jessica's rocks] I guess an advantage of having pet rocks is that they don't die.
Hannah : Mm. Yeah. They don't eat too much. And they don't crap on the floor.
Clay : [laughs while toying with the rocks] Oh, I'm killing her pets...
[Hannah laughs while holding a rock herself]
Clay : What's that one's name?
Hannah : I think we should name him Stone.
Clay : Is that his first name or his last name?
Hannah : Both. His name is Stone Stone.
Clay : Stone Stone.
Hannah : Yeah!
[they laugh]
Hannah : Oh my God, your name is Clay!
Clay : Yes, it is. And I've heard all the jokes.
Hannah : Really? Like, all the jokes in the universe, ever?
Clay : All of them.
Hannah : Well, that's impressive.
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Clay : I need to throw up.
Tony : okay
Clay : I don't have anything to throw up.
Tony : You need some food
Clay : So I can throw it up?
Tony : So you can settle the fuck down. My mother used to say, "Primero comemos, entonces lo demás." That means, "first we eat, then we do everything else." "
Clay : I bet she's big on breakfast.
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Lainie : Well, don't you look nice! Off to the party?
Clay : Uh, is that still okay?
Lainie : No, of course. It just started drizzling out. Are you sure you don't want me to give you a ride?
Clay : Yeah, of the few things in life that I *am* sure of, that is one of them.
Lainie : Can I get you your rain poncho?
Clay : I'm gonna let you guess the answer to that.