Debra Messing: Laura Diamond

Quotes 

• Jake Broderick : [At the crime scene]  Time of death?

  Reynaldo : 6:07 AM

  Laura Diamond : To the minute. You're getting very good at this

  Reynaldo : [Looking at the victims wristwatch]  Not me, my friend Switzerlands finest

• Jake Broderick : You want to grab breakfast?

  Laura Diamond : Eh, I had Pop-Tarts with the kids. Breakfast of champions

• Laura Diamond : [Reding his file]  Marcus Hill, professional pain in the ass

  Marcus : Let me out of here, man

  Laura Diamond : You did not just call me "man"!

• Laura Diamond : [In the perfume lab]  Lavender? Why aren't I a runny nosed mess?

  Jon Dunham : Micro-filtered exhaust changes the air every ten minutes. It keeps the scents from cross contaminating

  Laura Diamond : I need one of those for my boys! Box of matches by the toilet ain't cutting it

• Laura Diamond : [On Coney Island]  Detective Diamond. Broderick. You Bosco?

  Bosco : How many times I've got to tell you? We don't need any permits! It ain't a strip joint! Those girls? They're burlesque dancers, "artistes"

  Laura Diamond : And I'm sure their mothers our proud, but that's not why we're here

• Jake Broderick : [His plan works out]  Ah, it feels so good to be right

  Laura Diamond : I know, that's how I feel all the time

• Photographer : Excuse me. This is a closed shoot

  Laura Diamond : NYPD! Open sesame