Mom (TV Series)

Quaaludes and Crackerjack (2016)

Anna Faris: Christy Plunkett

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• Christy : [finds out Bonnie slept with Jeanine again]  So now what happens? Does Christy have two mommies?

• Christy : Are there any AA meetings in Northern California where you haven't slept with someone?

  Bonnie : Exactly what're you trying to say?

  Christy : Oh I think it's obvious.

  Marjorie : Why don't you try a gay AA meeting?

  Christy : Don't you have to be gay?

  Marjorie : You just have to be an alcoholic, anything else you put in your mouth is your own business.

• Jeanine : Kiddo, you know I'm not really your aunt, right?

  Christy : Yeah, my mom finally sat me down and told me the truth when I was 36.

• Christy : [finds out Bonnie slept with Jeanine]  An hour and a half?

  Bonnie : Yeah, we're women, there's lots of cuddling involved, you know.

  Christy : No, I don't, I'm Team Penis, always have been.

• Jeanine : Now for dessert, blueberry pie and fresh whipped cream.

  Christy : [stuffed from dinner]  Oh, no thanks, Jeanine, I'm gonna have to take my pants off.

  Bonnie : [about why she slept with Jeanine]  Now you know how it starts.

• Christy : Hi Mom number 1.

  Bonnie : Why didn't you tell me Jeanine was here?

  Christy : Guess I'm just a little stinker!

• Christy : So did you dip your toe in the lake of lesbian love again?

  Bonnie : I dipped my toe, my face, *everything* got dipped.