- Adam Goldberg: Is there any way Naked Rob can rap without getting naked?
- 'Naked' Rob Smith: It's full nudity or I walk.
- Murray Goldberg: I try new things. I had that big pink orange that one time.
- Beverly Goldberg: You mean the grapefruit?
- Murray Goldberg: Exactly. Never again!
- Erica Goldberg: You may like the Beastie Boys, but you can't be like the Beastie Boys. They're three awesome musicians, and you're two hopeless dorks.
- Barry Goldberg: That's right. We need a third.
- Erica Goldberg: It feels like I could say anything at this point and you'd just do whatever you want.
- Barry Goldberg: She's right. Let's hold auditions!
- Murray Goldberg: [to Beverly] Just because I don't like to try new things doesn't mean I don't love you. I never thought I'd be happy, and you created this whole amazing life for us, and I don't want that to change.