Modern Family (TV Series)

White Christmas (2015)

Andrea Martin: Fig

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Quotes 

• Fig : How could they abandon me? I'm the most caring one in the family. I warn them about cancer, I buy their fat kids clothes in aspirational sizes, I invite them all to my dogs' funerals... last one ran straight into traffic.

• Fig : What are we looking at?

  Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : Snow! Our miracle for Christmas.

  Fig : That's not snow, that's ashes from a forest fire. If you're quiet, you can hear screaming.