The Bullwinkle Show (TV Series)

The Treasure of Monte Zoom: Parts 5-6 (1962)

William Conrad: Narrator

Quotes 

• Narrator : Well, Boris tried to drop the Treasure of Monte Zoom on our heroes, but wound up hoist with his own petard. Meanwhile...

  Boris Badenov : Hold it, hold it! What means this hoist with my own uh... duh... duh... whatzits?

  Narrator : It means you fell into your own trap!

  Boris Badenov : Oh, well, why didn't you said so?

• Natasha Fatale : Boris, look, somebody beat us to the treasure!

  Boris Badenov : Raskolnikov!

  Narrator : But at the moment, Boris's sharp eyes spotted the instruction sheet that Bullwinkle had dropped.

  [Boris looks around for the sheet] 

  Narrator : Eh, I... I say, at that moment, Boris's sharp eyes had spotted...

  Boris Badenov : I heard you, I heard you!

  Narrator : Well?

  Boris Badenov : I can't see anywhere!

  Narrator : It's right under your nose.

  Boris Badenov : You crazy? It's nowhere in sight.

  Natasha Fatale : Boris, dahlink.

  Boris Badenov : Invisible ink, I can find.

  Natasha Fatale : Boris.

  Boris Badenov : Invisible papers, no.

  Natasha Fatale : Dahlink!

  Boris Badenov : What is it, Natasha?

  Natasha Fatale : You are sitting on it.

  [Boris stands up and finds the paper] 

  Boris Badenov : [to Narrator]  Eh, ooh. YOU said it was under my nose!

  Narrator : Sorry.

• [after discovering the treasure was just an old car, Boris and Natasha start to leave] 

  Narrator : [whispers]  Oh, if those two villains had only seen the license plate of that car, they w...

  Boris Badenov : What? What? What's that whispering? What was that?

  Narrator : Ahem, uh, nothing. Nothing at all.

  Boris Badenov : We got ways of finding out, you know.

  Narrator : W-Ways of... How?

  Boris Badenov : Easy. We run program backwards and forwards again, like this.

  [the scene rewinds back to when Boris and Natasha were leaving] 

  Narrator : [whispers]  Oh, if those two villains had only seen the license plate of that car...

  Boris Badenov : That's what you said! Natasha, what's with the license plate?

  Natasha Fatale : [looks through a pair of binoculars]  Is only a number, Boris.

  Boris Badenov : What number?

  Natasha Fatale : 1, 4, K.

  Boris Badenov : 1, 4, K. 1... 14 karat! Natasha, 14 karat! That car is solid gold! Come on!

  Narrator : Oh, what have I done?

  Natasha Fatale : You have just signed death warrant for moose, dahlink!

  Narrator : Oh, dear.

  Boris Badenov : And stretched the whole plot out for two more episodes!