- Narrator: [about Bullwinkle's performance] Of course, all the customers loved the act.
- Crowd: Yay!
- Narrator: All except two.
- Boris Badenov, Natasha Fatale: Boo!
- Narrator: And they weren't exactly customers. They had sneaked in under the tent wall.
- Natasha Fatale: Snitch!
- [due to the rain, few people came to watch the circus]
- Igo Bumbling: Hugo, there's only two people in the audience.
- Hugo Bumbling: And I got a confession, Igo. One of them is my mother-in-law.
- Igo Bumbling: That's funny.
- Hugo Bumbling: Why?
- Igo Bumbling: The other one is MY mother-in-law.
- Hugo Bumbling: [after Rocky's disappearance] Cheer up, Bullwinkle.
- Igo Bumbling: The show must go on.
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: Must go on what?
- Hugo Bumbling: I don't know. It's just something...
- Igo Bumbling: We always say at times like this.
- Igo Bumbling: [when Boris appears disguised as the mayor] You know, Hugo, I think Bullwinkle's right.
- Hugo Bumbling: That's impossible!
- Igo Bumbling: I think this fella's a crook.
- Hugo Bumbling: THAT'S possible!
- Narrator: And meanwhile, what of Rocky himself? Well, he's tied to a stake in the middle of a mesa awaiting heaven knows what.
- Rocket J. Squirrel: Yeah, what are we waiting for?
- Indian: We wait for big chief.
- Rocket J. Squirrel: It's pretty cold out here, you know.
- Indian: No worry. We build fire for you.
- Narrator: And our hero's captor set fire to a pile of branches on which he was standing.
- Rocket J. Squirrel: Hey, you can't do that!
- Indian: Who say?
- Rocket J. Squirrel: [pulls out contract] The network say! Quote, "No cannibalism on TV." Unquote.
- Indian: We no eat you, just roast you.
- Rocket J. Squirrel: Oh. Well, I guess that's okay then.