- Andy: Hey. Got your message. I know you probably didn't mean "Come over right away," but you know how paranoid-y I can be, so...
- Haley Dunphy: We should talk in my room.
- Andy: [smile fades] O... kay
- Phil Dunphy: Andy! Hey, hold on a sec. Um... I know we didn't get to finish our talk earlier because of Alex's surprise pop-in. Listen, if you're not taking that job in Utah because of me, you're making a mistake. I love you and me together, but it would break my heart if I was the reason you gave up this dream career opportunity, because, honestly, I don't know how much of a future there is here. But if our bond is as strong as I think it is... we'll work our way back to each other.
- Andy: Okay.
- [Phil shakes Andy's hand, then leaves the room]
- Haley Dunphy: [tearfully] What he said.
- Claire Dunphy: Sometimes you have one of those days where you are surrounded by people but you still feel pretty lonely. All you want to do is go home to the comfort of your family. But sometimes, even your family can't give you that comfort; because it turns out, they've all had one of those days too. All you can do is wait for days like that to be over... so you can go to bed, and hope you wake up to a better tomorrow.
- Manny Delgado: What am I supposed to do when I babysit this guy? Make conversation? The kid has two stories.
- Joe Pritchett: Look. I'm a tree.
- Manny Delgado: That's the good one.
- Jay Pritchett: Hey!
- Dom: Good to have you back, Jay!
- Jay Pritchett: Good to be back, buddy.
- [to Claire]
- Jay Pritchett: Little trick of the trade. When you don't know somebody's name, you call 'em "buddy."
- Claire Dunphy: This is a personnel file. I have to fire Neal today.
- Jay Pritchett: Neal?
- Claire Dunphy: Yeah. Neal. Works in the warehouse, loves Canada, heavyset fella.
- Jay Pritchett: Oh, you mean "Big Buddy."