American Dad! (TV Series)

The Dentist's Wife (2016)

Seth MacFarlane: Stan Smith, Roger the Alien

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Quotes 

• Francine Smith : Roger, what the hell did you do? Where's Meredith?

  Roger : Francine, everything's fine now. I put her on a barge, and now I'm her.

  Francine Smith : A barge? You can't take someone's life like this!

  Roger : Oh, Franny, we'd draw pictures with red oceans and green skies and be who we wanted! And then play in the sprinklers till Mama called us for supper.

  Francine Smith : Are you having a stroke right now? Forget it. I'm stopping this.

  Roger : That's barge talk, Francine.

  Francine Smith : Roger, I am not going to sit here and

  [Foghorn blares; Cut to Francine on a barge] 

  Francine Smith : Son of a bitch! He barged me.

• Roger : [while fleeing down the cliff and running into Francine]  Oh, Hi Frannie. How was the barge?

  Francine Smith : Honestly? Pretty Great.