Craig Skistimas: Narrator

Quotes 

• Narrator : So here's a little story for ya: Aladdin the movie scares the piss out of me. It's not that the movie is scary or anything, it's just that going to Aladdin in the movies was the first date I ever went on. I was in sixth grade and went with Darcy Wakaluk who was in seventh. Scoreboard! And after being scared shitless the entire movie and doing my best to stay away from her the entire time as her friends a few rows back giggled and watched her every move, Darcy Wakaluk took her left arm, draped it around me, and put me in a headlock, and brought me in for a little TLC as Aladdin and Jasmine are flying off into the sunset. True story. And that's why Aladdin is number four.