The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson (TV Series)
Paul Lynde/McLean Stevenson/Bob Uecker/Carol Wayne (1976)
Carol Wayne: Self, Tea Time Matinee Lady
Quotes
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Tea Time Matinee Lady : Beauty is skin deep, you know.
Art Fern : We'll find out how deep it is later.
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Art Fern : Could you use a large chest, friends?
Tea Time Matinee Lady : I could use a large chest.
Art Fern : You could use a set of curb feelers for the one you've already got.
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Johnny Carson : Was it a... you say a religious school. Was it very - very disciplined?
Carol Wayne : Yes.
Johnny Carson : Did you ever get to see boys at all?
Carol Wayne : Sure; they went.
Johnny Carson : Oh, I see - it was a co-ed.
Carol Wayne : Yeah.
Johnny Carson : Oh, I didn't know that.
Carol Wayne : They played the violin a lot, though.
Johnny Carson : ...Who plays the violin?
Carol Wayne : The boys played the violin - and the girls played the sports.
Johnny Carson : I see. OK... Seems like a weird school, but, you know...