- Matt Shade: Most kids would be proud to have a P. I. for a father. Think of me as a modern day Thomas Magnum.
- Jules Shade: Who?
- Matt Shade: Thomas Magnum? Oceanfront estate, red Ferrari, epic moustache? Nothing? Fine, Jim Rockford.
- Jules Shade: That name just sounds made up.
- Matt Shade: *My* name sounds made up.