Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (TV Series)

Watkin (2016)

Elijah Wood: Todd Brotzman

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• Todd : Look Dirk I'm just trying to deal with the realities you keep dragging me into. You climbed the fence, you cranked the thing, you fell into the thing.

  Dirk Gently : Let's not reinvent the truth. That fence was not climbed, just ambitiously fondled.

• Todd : Look, Amanda needs me, and you've trapped me in a death maze. You keep calling me your assistant, and I'm not that, but I will help you if it means getting out of here, so calm down.

  Dirk Gently : I feel reassured.

  Todd : Excellent.

  Dirk Gently : Yes, despite your use of the alarming term "death maze".

• Todd : Maybe we're not supposed to be here. Maybe this was supposed to be for Farah, or-...

  Dirk Gently : No, we're on the right track.

  Todd : How can you know that?

  Dirk Gently : I always end up exactly where I need to be, despite the fact it's rarely where I intended to go.

  Todd : Sometimes, you just say stuff, and it's like you're just saying stuff.

  Dirk Gently : Todd, you're not making sense.

• Todd : Where'd you get that?

  Dirk Gently : Spring's lab, same place I got the crank that got us in.

  Todd : You just stole stuff?

  Dirk Gently : No, found. It's like stealing, but no one yells at you.

• Amanda Brotzman : This is the coolest thing that has ever happened to you.

  Todd : Being burnt alive?

  Amanda Brotzman : *Almost* burned alive. It's so punk.

• Todd : What the hell is that thing?

  Dirk Gently : Pepe.

  Todd : Pepe?

  Dirk Gently : Energy some kind of... electrical ghost rhino?

  Todd : Electric ghost? How do we get out of here? If that thing charges again...

  [the rhino snorts] 

  Dirk Gently : You had to say that!

• Todd : Well, I hope you're not claustrophobic.

  Dirk Gently : No, I don't even like coffee.