- Todd: Look Dirk I'm just trying to deal with the realities you keep dragging me into. You climbed the fence, you cranked the thing, you fell into the thing.
- Dirk Gently: Let's not reinvent the truth. That fence was not climbed, just ambitiously fondled.
- Todd: Look, Amanda needs me, and you've trapped me in a death maze. You keep calling me your assistant, and I'm not that, but I will help you if it means getting out of here, so calm down.
- Dirk Gently: I feel reassured.
- Todd: Excellent.
- Dirk Gently: Yes, despite your use of the alarming term "death maze".
- Todd: Maybe we're not supposed to be here. Maybe this was supposed to be for Farah, or-...
- Dirk Gently: No, we're on the right track.
- Todd: How can you know that?
- Dirk Gently: I always end up exactly where I need to be, despite the fact it's rarely where I intended to go.
- Todd: Sometimes, you just say stuff, and it's like you're just saying stuff.
- Dirk Gently: Todd, you're not making sense.
- Todd: Where'd you get that?
- Dirk Gently: Spring's lab, same place I got the crank that got us in.
- Todd: You just stole stuff?
- Dirk Gently: No, found. It's like stealing, but no one yells at you.
- Amanda Brotzman: This is the coolest thing that has ever happened to you.
- Todd: Being burnt alive?
- Amanda Brotzman: *Almost* burned alive. It's so punk.
- Dirk Gently: Help! I've fallen in a thing! There are traps here, apparently! It's a whole spooky trap ancient area. Very much dangerous! I turned the crank we found in the lab, which was a mistake to do unsupervised, perhaps, now that I think about it.
- Dirk Gently: We're going to be crushed, Todd! Distressingly slow! Aah! And burnt! Burnt and crushed to death like Watkin in "Star War"!
- Todd: What the hell is that thing?
- Dirk Gently: Pepe.
- Todd: Pepe?
- Dirk Gently: Energy some kind of... electrical ghost rhino?
- Todd: Electric ghost? How do we get out of here? If that thing charges again...
- [the rhino snorts]
- Dirk Gently: You had to say that!