- Jim Brockmire: Knowledge and assumptions, those are like Loggins and Messina. They seem similar, but time proves one of them to be completely worthless.
- Jim Brockmire: [Talking to Jules] I've been going down on you so much lately that I'm putting down your pussy as my forwarding address.
- Jim Brockmire: [Talking to Jules about the Kangaroo Court] This is a doozy of a pickle of a shit storm.