- Eleanor Shellstrop: So it sounds to me like you are on board the "help Eleanor" train.
- Chidi Anagonye: Well, I've narrowed it down to two possibilities: yes and no.
- Michael: Today we're gonna start with something that everyone has always wanted to do. Flying. Now that you're dead, let's live a little, right?
- Chidi Anagonye: [first lines]
- Chidi Anagonye: I, uh, I don't know what to do here. This is a mess, morally speaking. This is a putrid, disgusting bowl of ethical soup.
- Chidi Anagonye: Your favorite show is something called "The Real Housewives of Atlanta," and your favorite... book is Kendall Jenner's Instagram feed.
- Eleanor Shellstrop: How did you know all that?
- Chidi Anagonye: Because you are constantly talking about yourself. You are the most self-obsessed person I have ever met.
- Eleanor Shellstrop: You should see Kendall Jenner's Instagram feed.